What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

liam buchan is gay !

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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