A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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