Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How old is victor? Old

thumb_up thumb_down -5

all these jokes suck ass

thumb_up thumb_down -5

69

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why is john so fat years of over eating

thumb_up thumb_down -5

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops