- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

yo mama's so fat!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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