How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Jews

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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