What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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kevin kim

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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