- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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