Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

dead battery come on down

hi corey

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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