What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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