why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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