What causes floods? Too much water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Dani barton= lovely

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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penis

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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