- Anti Joke

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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