What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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