How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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vbh

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I like pom

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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#scabbers

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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