Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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