What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Michael Brown

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

i cant think of one.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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