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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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