- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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