- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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