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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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