How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Anti Joke

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