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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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