- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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