A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Hello Braydon

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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