- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

american government

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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