What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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