- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Who is a knob? ross d

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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