Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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neil patrick harris

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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The Pope

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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