whoa there

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Women's rights

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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