- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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