- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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