- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What's the deal with airline food?

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

i have yougurt with tractor

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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