What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Yes.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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