So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Iggy Azalea

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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