How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Who is a knob? ross d

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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