- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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