Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Are you a human?

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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