- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Kathy Griffin.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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