- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

How are you? Yes

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Penis.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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