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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

where wally? wallys a myth.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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