- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Matt is not funny.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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