There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Penis

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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