- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

your father died

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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