GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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