Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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