Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Wade's the father

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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