A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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I'm taken

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Anti Joke

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