- Anti Joke

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Womens' Rights

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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