Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

since when?

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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