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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Girls Basketball.

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Poop

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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man boobs

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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