- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

This is a joke

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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