- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Womens' Rights

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What time is it? 10:58

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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