A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Womens' Rights

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Anti Joke

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