What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Ebola

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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