- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

wood cant chuck wood

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

meme

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Penis

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Samantha

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Guess what? Holocaust

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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