What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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