- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Samantha

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