- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Type 2 diabetics

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

So a seal walks into a club..

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Who is a knob? ross d

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

what do you watch ? a tv

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