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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Shit!

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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I lost my tractor.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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