A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Girls Basketball.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Poop

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

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