- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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