What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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