what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

That's not what she said.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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