"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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ecks! why zee?

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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