How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Iggy Azalea

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Soccer...

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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