What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

save water shower with friends

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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