What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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bum sex lol

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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24

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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since when?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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