How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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poop

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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