- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a duck?

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

pickle juice?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.