What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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