Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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