A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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This one sucks!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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