Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Cancer.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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