Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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