- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a duck?

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I like to eat people

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