- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

An asian without a future.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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