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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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