Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Bloody kids ...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

my namew is jd

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

why did i fall? i got pushed!

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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