- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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