What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Spinabifita

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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PENlS.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Anti Joke

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