Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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