John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Reed is poopin

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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.....Carrot Top....

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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I saw a shovel once.

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