What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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thumbs up!

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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conrad profit

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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