A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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