What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Women.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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marshal sterio had sex

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Smart Blondes

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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