- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

want a balloon? yeah

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How much did the Holla Cost?

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