When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

I like pom

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

WNBA

Dani barton= lovely

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Dancing Potatoe!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Anti Joke

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