- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

I am on a escalator.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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