Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Anti Joke

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