- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

I am on a escalator.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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