What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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