- Anti Joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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