Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Alex Eggbert

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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