Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Women's rights.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

A. Hey.. B. Hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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