Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Wats a joke?

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Girls

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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69, hahaha

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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T-Dog scare me

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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