- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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