person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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( o Y o )

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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LOL May Wong

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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