What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Wats a joke?

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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I like hats XD!

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Joe Biden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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