What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Bloody kids ...

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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PENlS.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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hey

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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