- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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