sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Anti Joke

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