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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

So a black man hails a taxi...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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