- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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