- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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