Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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womens rights

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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