Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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I am on a escalator.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Hearpin my durp

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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