- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Hi my name is Jim

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

anne hatthaway

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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