- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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