a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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