Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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How are you? Yes

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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