Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Do you know what they say? Words

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Penis.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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