Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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I like to eat people

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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