Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why did I get raped

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Anti Joke

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