What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Women's rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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