- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Women's rights.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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