Spinabifita

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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