Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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