Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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women have rights

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Romney 2012

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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