- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Smart Blondes

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Hey, look under there! Under what?

why did Max cry??? chicken

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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