What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Womens rights.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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