What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

How much did the Holla Cost?

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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