So. The gays. ...

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Women's rights

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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