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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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