Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...