- Anti Joke

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What is the best part about football The scoring

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.