- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

bitches be crafty.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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