- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Spread the net.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Hi my name is Jim

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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