How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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fart+fart=poop

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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