What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

a man walks into horse bar

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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