- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

So. The gays. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

feces

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

knock knock

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Penis

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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