we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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IU football

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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